Pile in for a session with the gang as we try and smoke the mystery of the unknown clone. This enigmatic cultivar was discovered hiding in a batch of clones but was clearly in a class of its own. Recognizing its potential immediately, we sent it to the tester garden and came back with some fantastic weed.
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Right out of the jar, Mystery Machine kicks up huge clouds of exhaust that’ll make you feel like you’ve been huffing permanent markers. The paint job on these flowers might look metallic purple, but pockets of neon green are hiding under the hood.
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On the grind, things downshift to a pleasant, fruity sherbet smell, with a bit of black licorice hiding in the trunk. Once you light the nitro boost, there’s a mix of one part fruit chew candy, one part sage, and one part rubbing alcohol.
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The high flutters the gas like you’re caught in stop-and-go traffic, alternating between an energetic head high and euphoric brain fog. We might not know where Mystery Machine came from, but we know it’ll take you all the way.